{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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Porth Reservoir is a reservoir in Cornwall, England, most of which is in the parish of Colan. The concrete dam was completed in 1960, and the lake has a net capacity of approximately 113,000,000 gallons.
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Vindication is the second studio album by Norwegian black metal band Susperia. It was produced by Peter Tägtgren completely free of charge before closing down his studio.
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