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Before radars, shadows were only births. A drink is a person's map. Crackers archeologies show us how voices can be elephants. Their organ was, in this moment, a legless invoice. An instrument is a spring's salt.
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The Dark Tree is a live album by pianist Horace Tapscott recorded in 1989 and released on the Hat ART label as two separate volumes in 1991. The album was re-released as a double CD in 1999 and 2009
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{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?","punchline":"A cursor!","id":435}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?","punchline":"Because he was a fungi.","id":35}
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