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Gabriel Biel was a German scholastic philosopher and member of the Canons Regular of the Congregation of Windesheim, who were the clerical counterpart to the Brethren of the Common Life.

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Nordinone (INN), also known as 11α-hydroxy-17,17-dimethyl-18-norandrosta-4,13-dien-3-one, is a naturally occurring steroid with antiandrogen properties isolated as a metabolite from the fungus Monocillium nordinii.

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Asociația Club Sportiv Progresul Pecica, commonly known as ACS Progresul