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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do vegetarian zombies eat?","punchline":"Grrrrrainnnnnssss.","id":190}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?","punchline":"To prove that he was framed!","id":317}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"NGC 404","displaytitle":"NGC 404","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q220959","titles":{"canonical":"NGC_404","normalized":"NGC 404","display":"NGC 404"},"pageid":880677,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ab/NGC_404_Hubble.jpg/330px-NGC_404_Hubble.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/NGC_404_Hubble.jpg","width":1800,"height":1800},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1250161281","tid":"f3effba8-85b3-11ef-a6ec-dd0edf15f987","timestamp":"2024-10-08T20:29:01Z","description":"Galaxy in the constellation Andromeda","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NGC_404","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NGC_404?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NGC_404?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:NGC_404"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NGC_404","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/NGC_404","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NGC_404?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:NGC_404"}},"extract":"NGC 404 is a field galaxy located about 10 million light years away in the constellation Andromeda. It was discovered by William Herschel in 1784, and is visible through small telescopes. NGC 404 lies just beyond the Local Group and does not appear gravitationally bound to it. It is located within 7 arc-minutes of second magnitude star Mirach, making it a difficult target to observe or photograph and granting it the nickname \"Mirach's Ghost\".","extract_html":"
NGC 404 is a field galaxy located about 10 million light years away in the constellation Andromeda. It was discovered by William Herschel in 1784, and is visible through small telescopes. NGC 404 lies just beyond the Local Group and does not appear gravitationally bound to it. It is located within 7 arc-minutes of second magnitude star Mirach, making it a difficult target to observe or photograph and granting it the nickname \"Mirach's Ghost\".
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of music do planets listen to?","punchline":"Nep-tunes.","id":255}